Ex-Société Générale Trader Wants 5.7 BILLION Euros From Bank Because F*ck You, That’s Why
And you can’t ask for 5.7 bajillion euros.
Highest Paid Hedge Fund Managers Liked 2015 Just Fine
Oh, you didn’t make $12.94 billion? That’s unfortunate.
Protégé™ In CourtLink® Explains The Whole Case Faster
Designed to reduce manual docket work by prioritizing what litigators need most: on-demand full docket summarization that explains the whole case to date, followed by on-demand document summaries for filing triage, and AI-powered natural language searching for faster search and retrieval.
Ex-Barclays Analyst And Frontrunner For Worst Roommate Of Year Missed A Little Meeting In Manhattan Supreme Court
He's charged with slowly torturing a feline named Lucy in a sick ordeal that lasted months in an Upper East Side apartment.
Ex-Banker Relishing Life Free Of Wall Street’s Rabid Facial Hair Discrimination
Rank and file financial services employees who would otherwise ditch their razors still face prejudice about letting their facial hair follicles run free.
Billions Recap: Because You’re A Criminal, Bob
If you missed the season finale of Billions, you can get caught up here.
LexisNexis Practical Guidance Rolls Out Dedicated Practice Area for AI & Technology
The new generation of AI-related legal issues are inherently cross-disciplinary, implicating corporate law, intellectual property, data privacy, employment, corporate governance and regulatory compliance.
Woman Who Describes Laying Unsolicited Kisses On Investors As ‘Part Of The Game’ Thinks She’s A Victim Of The Double Standard
Sexism is alive and well in the business world.
JP Morgan Shows 5 Employees The Door For Sports Betting On The Clock
Thinking of engaging in a little sports betting with your colleagues at your place of business/leaving evidence of said sports betting on property owned by that business? Don't.
In Landmark Ruling, Judge Says Mortgage Bankers Have Right To Engage In ‘Profanity-Laced’ Rants About Clients In The Bathroom
Having a rough day at the office and need to blow off a little steam about your clients? Ask a colleague to meet you in the nearest restroom.
Layoffs Watch ’16: BlackRock Planning To Cut 3% Of Global Headcount
The cuts will be across the board in terms of divisions and at all levels of seniority.
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Madoff Aides Ask For Conviction To Be Overturned Because Prosecutor Made A Movie Reference
It is one thing to tell a jury that the people on trial contributed to a multi-billion dollar, multi-decade Ponzi scheme that destroyed a whole bunch of lives, but to reference The Godfather starring Marlon Brando? HOW DARE YOU.
Billions Recap: ‘If You Have Dinner With Me I’ll Buy You A Mini Cooper’
Are you up to date with Billions? Here's a great recap of the latest episode if you aren't.
Bloomberg Reminds Readers To Watch Out For Warren Buffett’s Horny Words Of Wisdom This Weekend
Get your highlighters ready.
Non-Sequiturs: 02.11.11
* Tipsters, I’ve seen the Milbank / Harvard Law news. I just don’t have a strong opinion about it. Good, bad, indifferent? You tell me. [Harvard Law School; National Law Journal via Truth on the Market] * Is Ashley Madison (the dating site for adulterers) a scam? [Forbes] * Ah, the real reason Hosni Mubarak […]